Poisoned!!!

On a happy Saturday night you get alcohol and start partying with your friends! You discover the height of ecstasy with booze and smoke in the room but all of a sudden you start getting blind – nausea and feels like head is hanging upside down. You don’t know what shit is going into your body. You close your eyes and ponder if Schumacher is the driving the earth in F1. Even before you realize and recollect your mind, you see loads of vomit around you!! The last thing you remember is your friend changing your clothes and feed you with some food. Your breathing process goes slow and so is the heart beat. The next morning you feel sorry when you look at your friend who is standing in front of you with a sheepy smile and that dirty look makes you feel guilty! Your head is still spinning and your friends suggest you to take a cold shower, lemonade, and yoghurt, some more alcohol and bla bla bla….but NOTHING IS GOING TO WORK!!

This happens with everybody who is new to this circuit. Don’t panic- its alcohol poisoning!! It’s very simple- YOU NEED MEDICAL HELP! Your body can’t take much alcohol! Still you can try this to avoid such situations by following these simple rules:-

Rule number1 – avoid boozing in closed walls. Open gardens with fresh air makes you feel like god
Rule number2- don’t take more than one drink per hour
Rule number3- alcohol makes you smoke more – keep a record of your smokes.
Rule number5- replace junk stuff with fresh fruits like pomegranate, pineapple or fresh green salad
Rule number6- keep some bananas and eggs for the next day to increase metabolism and digestion
Rule number7- don’t listen to loud music for long hours
Rule number8- avoid long hours of phone talk
Rule number9- never accept alcohol related challenges unless you are a kind of Irish who thinks alcohol is like milk to you
Rule number 10- drink a glass of water before you go to sleep and make sure you have some beside you

And your doctor is going to say this- QUIT BOOZING and play sudoku!!