Dear Paul Oktopus!!

I hope you are in safe hands! Your life would have been altogether different if found or born in India. By this time you would be fighting with your calories after predicting IPL, 20-20, fate of a - movie, politician, page 3 affairs and what not! But if you wish, you will get to taste the spices from every part of the country. How about a Paul devalayam or mandir with a golden statue donated by a political party in celebration of your successful prediction of their win in 2070?  Possibly corporates can chase you to market their products (dabur chamanprash se dimag banega Paul Jaisa sharp, bournvita is the secret of Paul's power, Paul- the ultimate scotch!). How can you escape bollywood? You will replace Rekha in RGV's Bhoot! We will give you a show in a leading news channel everyday- share the screen with teen deviyaan and select the lucky stars everyday. you will be all over Paul!!! and guess what- you will be covered by media even if you go wrong!! GOD BLESS YOU LUCKY PAUL!

lonely weekends!!

 Gujarat- sweet food and no liquor!! I understand hangovermania is not meant for this but I couldn’t stop expressing myself. How can a guy like me stay in such a place??? I think…..I deserve an episode in discovery channel’s “I shouldn’t be alive”…blenders pride for 1000rs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I am going crazy but some things which make it worth it

-          When you are dealing with gujju people- don’t be human! They just care about your money

-          people who like spice, this place is not for you

-          Try dal with rice and you will say- “its Payasam”!!!

-          They Claim it as Punjabi thali but its more than tandoori rotis and some paneer I guess (but again- I know its about money here but 50 bucks isn’t a small amount..huh)

-          South Indian dishes in Gujarat- GOD!! Why did you chose kerala!!! And I know you are happy there….. And you will be happy!!!!

Old Monk's new Look!!!!

Blended to taste so fine..a good companion which comes for a very low price. Try out this old rum in new bottle, take the head off and flood it out for the party! XXX