Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dear Paul Oktopus!!


I hope you are in safe hands! Your life would have been altogether different if found or born in India. By this time you would be fighting with your calories after predicting IPL, 20-20, fate of a - movie, politician, page 3 affairs and what not! But if you wish, you will get to taste the spices from every part of the country. How about a Paul devalayam or mandir with a golden statue donated by a political party in celebration of your successful prediction of their win in 2070?  Possibly corporates can chase you to market their products (dabur chamanprash se dimag banega Paul Jaisa sharp, bournvita is the secret of Paul's power, Paul- the ultimate scotch!). How can you escape bollywood? You will replace Rekha in RGV's Bhoot! We will give you a show in a leading news channel everyday- share the screen with teen deviyaan and select the lucky stars everyday. you will be all over Paul!!! and guess what- you will be covered by media even if you go wrong!! GOD BLESS YOU LUCKY PAUL!